It's Friday night. You're home from the bar, have no prospects and nobody has swiped right on you in a couple of weeks. You crank up Pornhub to finish off your night when you catch Barkley killing Westbrook on TV for his latest outfit. "What the fuck is this guy thinking?". We've all done it.
Let me tell you something. 99% of what we do as men is done with the idea that some chick out their might let you get your dick wet. While the rest of the NBA is doing their best to replicate the latest poster at Express featuring Steph Curry, Westbrook chooses to march to his own beat. Want to know why? Because it's working.
I know, I know. He's an NBA All-Star making millions. Dude can probably wear an ISIS name and number tee shirt and still bring home everyone's girlfriend and wife at 1OAK. The difference between Russell and the rest of the NBA is that he uses the pregame camera's to show you just what kind of level he is playing on. While you're spending an hour putting pomade in your hair and putting Axe on your balls "just in case", he's deciding what threads he can put on from the local Goodwill and still land at least 3 Smokes at the end of the night.
Note: If you think he chose Slayer in regards to anything other than that of what he does to pussy on a daily night, you're sadly mistaken and a fool.
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